Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank
A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom| By: | Celia Rivenbark |
| Publisher: | Open Road Integrated Media, Inc. |
| Print ISBN: | 9780312339937 |
| eText ISBN: | 9781429918817 |
| Edition: | 0 |
| Format: | Reflowable |
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The author of Bless Your Heart, Tramp delivers "32 short essays on the ridiculousness of modern life" in today's South: "a hilarious read" ( Publishers Weekly). Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line. In Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank, she once again demonstrates her mastery at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) * Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them) * EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?) * Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues * And so much more!