There Is No Dog

From the Nation Book Award finalist for Picture Me Now comes a quirky tale where one lazy, junk-food loving teenager finds himself in control of creating and shaping the universe. “Rosoff has a good time with her hunky, ne'r-do-well deity.”—The Washington Post “Wildly inventive and laugh-out-loud funny.”—Booklist, starred review “Cheeky and subversive.”—The Horn Book, starred review “Thoughtful, hilarious.”—People What if God were a teenage boy? Bob wasn’t born God, but when his mother wins the job in a poker game, she gives it to her son, wanting only the best for him. And so Bob creates the heavens and earth and all the creatures of the earth and sea and millions of other species (including lots of cute girls). But every time Bob falls in love, the earth is besieged by earthquakes, floods, and other natural disasters. And now, Bob is smitten with a completely irresistible girl called Lucy. The world had better watch out.