Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves
Featuring Over 150 Suicidal Pets!| By: | Duncan Birmingham |
| Publisher: | Random House Digital Inc. |
| Print ISBN: | 9780307589880 |
| eText ISBN: | 9780307774590 |
| Edition: | 0 |
| Format: | Reflowable |
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PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PETS. SOME PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PETS A LITTLE TOO MUCH. Who could blame Mr. Whiskers for trying to high-dive from a penthouse window or Fluffy for crawling into a washing machine? After being dressed up for Halloween, married off in elaborate weddings, toted everywhere in baby backpacks, or just plain coddled within an inch of their sanity by obsessively doting owners, these pets are on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Or worse. They’d call the suicide hotline–but they don’t have fingers.