Scared of Santa
Scenes of Terror in Toyland| By: | Denise Joyce; Nancy Watkins |
| Publisher: | Open Road Integrated Media, Inc. |
| Print ISBN: | 9780061490996 |
| eText ISBN: | 9780062043597 |
| Edition: | 0 |
| Copyright: | 2008 |
| Format: | Reflowable |
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This collection of teary-eyed, terrified, and totally bored children with resolutely cheerful Santas will make your belly shake like a bowl full of jelly. He's huge and hairy and hulking. He dresses in strange furry clothing. He sneaks into people's homes at night. Who wouldn't be afraid of . . . Santa Claus?!? Nothing says Christmas quite like innocent children shrieking with terror as a stranger dressed in red drags them kicking and screaming onto his lap. Now this time-honored rite of passage is celebrated with a hilarious collection of more than two hundred and fifty priceless photos of kids' traumatic trips to Santa's workshop. Scared of Santa offers a cornucopia of photographic funnies—from sixty-year-old family heirlooms to last year's howlers—along with delightful commentary on those unforgettable childhood visits to scary ol' Saint Nick.